Hello!
Your review sounds like a writing from my Puritan detractors long ago!
The reasons why I disparage the Pilgrim Monument are historically explained on the tour. In the description of the tour product, it says I was banished, so I'm not sure your personal surprise at my character should be paired with a two star rating on said product.
The tour is history fused with stand-up comedy. Stand-up comedy *is* personal as it is a person standing in front of you telling you about *their* perspective. I'm sorry it did not land with you. My tours don't have a designated end time, so I would not have been rushing for the reason of an end time. However, your review states my jokes "got old", so perhaps I read the crowd appropriately by speeding things up? Hm... It's as if I *am* a professional comedian despite the title of your review!
Anyway, I'm as confused as you somehow seem to have been, so we are even I suppose. Your livelihood-damaging review ends by stating I was "knowledgeable with great comedic delivery."
I'm glad people who value those things will be able to purchase my tour in the future from your review.
Have a nice day!
-Anne