Oh Patricia, if only I had a way to review you.. Let's go over some details why our day could have been better, and perhaps as a deterrent in case anyone else tries to pull off what you did that day.
First off, do not begin a tour by insulting the driver/guide as a first greeting (this should really have been the red flag to turn around and drop you off). As we ventured off visiting vineyards that you picked out, the first winery we battled thru it, by vineyard number two, you began dropping the "f bombs" about how expensive the tastings are and you want to go elsewhere. By using profanity at wine tastings, you were embarrassing me, and created a very unnecessary environment with the tasting room host. While again, this should have been a red flag to end the tour, I tried to appease you yet still. At lunch you got intoxicated, and because of your limited budget I agreed to take you to a vineyard where I'm a club member so you can have the tastings for free. On the way there, you began vaping your electronic cigarette when I has asked you not to. You were also spraying perfume, which is inappropriate since it is not your vehicle, and during wine tastings all perfumes or strong scents should be limited/refrained as they affect the sensory perceptions during wine tastings. At the next vineyard you continued to vape your electronic cigarette even though I asked you not to, many vineyards, including our stop was LIVE designated organic vineyard that prohibits any smoking or vaping. As long day was coming to an end, you began to blackmail me(with a potential for a negative review) reading the viator listing out loud indicating that the ad states approximately 8 hours and we were only 6 hours into the tour and then on top of that demanding that I play heavy death metal music. This was also, highly rude behavior, and our tatal tour lasted 7.5 hours. You are a very grown person approaching retirement, and I really should not have to say this but your behavior that day was beyond unappropriate. Your actions at the vineyards were also not in tune with basic etiquette of a vineyard setting, and I highly encourage you to make an effort on your next tours or travels to act and respect rules and norms of the event that you may be participating. I truly wish you the best, especially in your yoga practise and business, Namaste/Hare Krishna.