WORST CRUISE EVER! Valentines Day 2024!
Got onboard, all guests told to go to top deck, DJs music so loud couldn’t talk to each other! Little welcome drink offered to guests, canapés offered to some guests, 2 rows of guests left out? Had to get up and help themselves!
10 minutes after leaving the port, we ordered 2 x Irish Cream Martini’s, waited 15 minutes for drinks to arrive, waitress instead walks over to us and says “sorry we have run out of vodka)?? 10 minutes into the cruise when 90% of their cocktail list was vodka based???
Everyone was called for Valentine’s Dinner- the most flavourless, cheaply put together food this company could get away with!
It was a disgrace - sushi looked like salmon & avocado (was cucumber & capsicum), bread slices (no butter), salads, beans, a prawn in a shot glass with salsa, then Bain Marie’s with boiled rice, potato gratin, vegetables saturated in garlic butter, honey chicken, chewy pepper beef, and lentils… boring, cheap & nasty!
The desserts were no better and the selection was once again poor & cheap!
Whilst sitting having dinner, we had the total misfortune of listening to 2 singer guitarists who had no singing ability, sounded like castrated cats, had no mic control, screaming and screeching their way through a variety of songs… omg should have taken a handful of Advil & some earplugs, it was painful!
Then traditional Balinese dancers who were good, then outcame a drag queen who only sounded good because she lip synced!
Then came the overly loud disco!
This was NOT WORTH the MONEY by any stretch, in fact it was INSULTING & a clear indication of a captured group of guests who received inadequate quality food, drinks, desserts & couldn’t order cocktails unless they substituted vodka for rum???
So be so excited to surprise my partner with this Dinner Cruise and walk away SO DISGUSTED & destroy our Valentines Day is unacceptable!
Need some headache medication, my ears still ringing & head is aching!
DO NOT BOTHER WITH THIS AT ALL SAVE YOUR MONEY!