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Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)

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Rude Bastards tour of Amsterdam
  • 2 hours 30 minutes
  • Mobile ticket
  • Offered in: English

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Overview

If you’re over the stuffy, slow-moving walking tours, check out this politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam. Get ready for a city history lesson—with bad language, bad jokes, and a little bit of madness. You’ll travel from Centraal Station to the Bloemenmarkt to the Rembrandt Museum and more, traveling through the eras having a wicked inappropriate time.
  • Easy meetup with your irreverent guide at Centraal Station
  • Dive into Amsterdam history—with humor, bad language, and bad jokes
  • See Begijnhof, Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna, and many more iconic spots
  • Limited to 15 travelers, you'll get a fun, small-group adventure

What's Included

  • Local Guide

    Meeting and Pickup

    Meeting point

    • Loetje
      Stationsplein 10, 1012 AB Amsterdam, Netherlands

      GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)

    Start time

    12:00 PM

    End point

    • Waag
      Nieuwmarkt 4, 1012 CR Amsterdam, Netherlands

    What To Expect

    Centraal Station

    25 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Cafe Karpershoek

    15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna

    10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Dam Square & Damstraat

    20 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Begijnhof

    15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Museum Het Rembrandthuis

    15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Amsterdam Museum

    15 minutes • Admission Ticket Not Included

    Bloemenmarkt

    5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    In de Waag

    25 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

    Additional Info

    • Confirmation will be received at time of booking
    • Wheelchair accessible
    • Stroller accessible
    • Service animals allowed
    • Near public transportation
    • Most travelers can participate
    • This tour/activity will have a maximum of 15 travelers

    Cancellation Policy

    You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.

    • For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
    • If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
    • Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
    • Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
    • This experience requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.

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    Reviews

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    Great way to see and hear about the town.
    Greg_S, Oct 2023
    Our hostess was interactive thoughtful and shared great stories of a wonderful town. Quick way to learn alot in a short time.
    Maya died Amsterdam
    Denise_C, Jun 2023
    Maya was an incredible guide. Her enthusiasm and wry observations were delightful. She provided a perspective that was irreverent and astute. The tour was full of anecdotes and helpful tips on seeing the city.
    Maja was a really nice guide and we Gas a lot of fun! 😃
    Birgit_N, May 2023
    We had a trip through Amsterdam City and visited places, which we would not have find so easy by ourselves. ☺️ It was great and very interesting.

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    up to 24 hours before the experience starts (local time)

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